Wednesday, December 16, 2020

I Have Been a Roamer

 


The Strait Household jumps into the space age!

Quickly becoming a valued member of our family, he gets up and helps vacuum the floors every morning.  He's not the brand name Roomba; he's Eufy, a less well-known brand, but one that has won us over.

Alison had to set an app up on the phone, and it wanted her to name it.  We decided on Roamer.

And that's what Roamer does.  He roams around the house, picking up all the dirt and debris and, yes, a whole passel of dog hair.

At first, the dogs were bothered by Roamer, particularly Ellie. But they got used to it and now ignore it, just like they do the cat.

We have to make sure certain items it could get stuck on are not on the floor, like dog toys and such.  It likes to go under things, like chairs and other furniture.  Sometimes it gets stuck. In fact, it just beeped because it got stuck trying to get under the refrigerator, and I had to stop writing for a minute to get unstuck.

When Romer is finished, and its power is dwindling, it returns to its home base.

Recently, Roamer's battery died.  It was no longer under warranty (having expired just a couple weeks earlier).  Alison contacted the manufacturer, and they sent a battery replacement FREE OF CHAGE even though the warranty had expired!

Eufy may not be number one, but they certainly try harder.

We are grateful to have Roamer as part of our family!


Yeah, this isn't an earth-shattering topic,  But you know, with over 2,000 posts, not all of them are going to be about the fall of civilization or the meaning of life.









Saturday, December 12, 2020

Enough Already: Saturday Political Soap Box 263


 Enough already!

The man won by over 7,000,000 votes and the same electoral margin that Trump won in 2012 (you know, the one Captain Bone Spurs called a landslide).

You are just embarrassing yourself now.

And I'm not just talking about Trump.  Trump has an excuse.  He's mentally ill.  He can't process information in the way a normal person can.  He is psychologically incapable of accepting that he lost.

That excuse can't be used by his Republican enablers, the wide swath of Republican officeholders who are endorsing Trump's mad anti-democratic bids to retain power.

It is encouraging the authoritarian instincts of millions of Trump's base supporters. When they see this swill promoted not just by the President, but by Republican politicians and their media mouthpieces (FOX News Primetime, Newsmax, OAN, Parler, extremists reinforcing each other on FaceBook), it gins them up to not accept the truth.  It makes you fear that they will no longer abide by election results if they don't fall in line with their expectations.

It's going to take a while, but demographics do not favor that Trumpeteer voter. More and more districts and states will turn blue, especially if Republicans value white identity politics over governing.

I wish this decisive rejection by the US Supreme Court of Texas's incoherent and vile lawsuit would end this.  I wish that it would be enough already.

But I doubt it.  I'm sure the narcissist-in-chief has more tricks up his sleeve.  He has to because the consequences of leaving office are so dire for him.  Even if he (or President Pence) pardon himself for any federal crimes he has committed, that still leaves him battling local and state courts.  He knows what he has done and what awaits him.  He'll get a jumpsuit that matches the color of his spray-tanned skin. 

Be prepared for him to attempt a military intervention, including maybe the declaration of martial law.  I say attempt because I have enough faith in our military leadership that this effort will fail as well.

Yes, he will fail.  Donald Trump is The Biggest Loser.

But that's not what I'm worried about.

I'm worried about how difficult it will be to govern, how hard it will be to return to normal if millions refuse to accept the legitimacy of Biden's election.  And for me, that will be the majority of the people I run across in this red South Georgia enclave.

Personally, I want the progressive legislative agenda to pass - lock, stock, and barrel with no compromises.  But guess what?  Progressives are not a majority in Congress.  They are an important faction within the Democratic Party, but they don't have the political power to pass anything without compromise.

So, for right now, I accept the fact that I can't get everything I want.  That it will take coalitions and compromises to move the country forward.

And we must move the country forward.  And it will not be the Progressives that will hold that up.  They like governing too much.  

It will be the Trump Rump that holds it up, those who are more loyal to Trump and his white identity politics than they are to functioning democracy.

There is too much at stake to not get things done.  Too many problems are at a critical juncture. We have to work together.  Biden is right in that.

I fear it won't happen.  We have too many in the Republican Party who value power over governance.

Enough already.

Lives are at stake.

Lift your head out of your media and cultural bubble, reach out to your fellow Americans, and let's start to git-er-done.












Friday, December 11, 2020

History of the Trap Vol. 2: Chapter Two - Dance Party Part 2

 

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“What do you think, Lance?  Should they hold new elections?” Ginny, head in her arms as she sat in the cafetorium table across from me.  She had arrived early, ahead of the others.  I was always first to get a head start on notes for The Sands of Loren.  She has been quiet for a while, except to say good morning.  She knew my routine and let me have quiet to write. 

I put my pencil down.  She was still so beautiful to me, Her auburn hair maybe a fraction longer than a year ago, her green flecked eyes wide and expressive, her button nose, her sardonic smile – I had to remind myself that she was with Artie now.  They had been together almost from the time the Trap fell.  I was almost ashamed at how much I was still attracted to her, but after what I had been through with Lisa,  my flair for the romantic had been virtually extinguished.  I was just glad that Ginny was a part of my life.  She was a good friend, and I hoped I would never lose that.

“New elections?  Why?  Is Artie tired of it already?”

“Oh, you know why.  Granni-Knights still dominate the Student Council.  It’ll make it real difficult for your Dad to manage things.”

I understood her fear, but I was skeptical of Granite’s hold on them.  “However, many of them got onto the council, I doubt if they still feel beholden to a convicted murderer.”

“You’d be surprised.  I mean, my gosh, Lance, one of them is Mark’s brother!”  That was true.  Mark’s younger brother, Donald, had won a Sophmore seat (class designations were becoming increasingly meaningless, but there you go – soon we would all technically be adults) in the last election. 

“I don’t know.  Shouldn’t everyone be judged on their own merits?  The sins of one brother aren’t necessarily the sins of the other brother.”

“You might be right, but you might not.  I think we should start with a clean slate.  If any of the Granni-Knights run again and they’re re-elected, more power to them.”

“I disagree.  We should at least, give it some time.  See where their loyalties really lie.”

Ginny shook her head, strong enough for her lovely, slightly curled hair to spin across her face.  “By then, it might be too late. I think we should change things up before the dust settles, before Mark’s defenders can strengthen their rationalization.”

“Or more evidence comes out about what a monster he is” I still held out hope that he would be held responsible for Lisa’s death. 

“Look, I can dig what you’re saying, but truthfully, Artie has told me that your Dad is 99 percent set on having elections by the middle of May.  I can’t believe that Artie has to be the one who has to tell me what your Dad is thinking.  Haven’t you two resolved your differences?  Aren’t you two better now?”

“Better, yes.  But no, we’re not talking administrative policy or Student Council politics.  Sorry.”

“It’s ok.  I understand.  I still envy you your relationship with your father.  My Dad is…well, not much like your Dad.”

From what I knew, that was a bit of an understatement.  William Estill was the owner and pharmacist at Estill Pharmacy.  The rumors were not all the prescriptions made it onto the shelf.  As far as I knew, he wasn’t abusive to Ginny, but he was distant and cold. 

“My Dad is a good man.  I won’t slip up again.  I won’t withdraw from him again, no matter what happens.”

“Will you run again?”

“Run for what?”

“Student Council, silly.”

I hadn’t thought of that.  Mostly because I had no interest in resuming any kind of political career. “I don’t think so.  Nepotism, and all that.”

“Still, if students elected you, then that meant they were accepting of all that.” She grabbed my hands and stared at me with those beautiful, intelligent eyes. My head swam.  It was intoxicating.  I instinctively squeezed her hand.

 I didn’t know what else to say.  I didn’t want it.  But I didn’t want not to support my Dad, or the many students that had been hurt by the Granni-Knights.  So, I deflected.  “What about Artie? Will he run for re-election?”

“I haven’t made up my mind yet.  I’m kinda waiting to see what you and Lindsey do.”  Artie had come up to us while my mind had been absorbed in Ginny. He looked down and saw we were holding hands.  “Hey!  Whatchu doing with my girl?”

I withdrew my hands quickly, and at first, saw a dire look cross Artie’s face.  It just lasted a millisecond, and he promptly brightened with a smirk and a wink.

“How many times do I have to tell you, Arthur Evans Pentler?  I’m not your possession.  I don’t belong to you,” Ginny said, her expression more amused than bothered.

He sat down next to her and put his arm around her.  They kissed briefly.  I thought she seemed embarrassed by that, but it was probably just me reading into things.

“What about the big Dance, Lance?  Do you know about that?”

“No. Not really.”  I had not been involved with student dances since the one just before Lisa’s murder, the one with the violent confrontation with Robert Pelley.

“It’s something your Dad initiated, Lance,” said Artie.  “A celebration of a return to normalcy.”

“Please don’t miss it, Lance,” Ginny urged.  “It will be good for you.”

There were too many bad memories.  I doubted that another dance was capable of washing them away.

Artie stood up and extended his hand to Ginny.  “Come to me to my Kasbah.”

Okay, I wasn’t even sure what that meant.  It felt like I had stepped into the middle of something that I had of no knowledge or part. 

“What, my little Poohbah?” she replied. “Why would I want to be a part of your Harem?  Just another lass for you to fawn over?”

“Ah, but my dear!  You are not just another Harem girl; you are THE Harem girl.”

That was more than I could take.  “You two need to get out of heer.  I can’t take any more of this conversation.”

Ginny laughed.  “Ok, bye-bye, Lance.  But please do go to the dance.”  They started to leave, arm in arm, but after a few steps, she turned and said, “And be sure to save one dance for me,  You know, like always.”

One dance.  Like always.  What could be the harm in that?

Wednesday, December 9, 2020

I Am Not a Germaphobe

 


I am not now, nor have I ever been, nor will I ever be, a germaphobe.

I started out rocky.  I had all the diseases typical of my generation—mumps, chickenpox, measles, both hard and soft.  I had pneumonia twice.  I had mononucleosis. 

The hard (or German) measles I got as a Kindergartener almost killed me. Our family doctor was worried whether I would pull through.  I just remember being very sick for a very long time.

People with rough childhood illnesses often become germaphobes, especially those who've had scarlet fever (which is one I do not recall having).  

I'm not sure why it didn't turn me into a germaphobe.  Once I became an adult, I've had very few illnesses, except for the type of hepatitis you get from food contamination when I was 27.  Flu and colds have been mild and infrequent.

I have had a strong immune system, and I believe, right or wrong, that my childhood exposures helped improve my immunities.  So, I used less caution than most.

I have been in a number of plays where people all around me were getting sick, and I got nothing.  And that's with taking no special precautions.

I have missed very few workdays in my life.  Well, at least from illness.  My last major flu was in 2000, my first tax season.  For better or worse, I worked through it, even with temps approaching 103.  I finally went to a care clinic, and they gave me a Z-Pac (a rare trip to Antibiotic World).  I asked how long I should stay out of work, and the doctor said I was already past being contagious, and I should just keep going to work. So, back I went, fever and all.

I did not get a flu shot until about three years ago.  I'm not an idiot or anti-vaxxer.  I recognized that, as good as my immune system has been, I was aging and not super-human.  The first two years after the shot, I did develop a mild flu/cold.  Again, nothing that kept me out of work.

So, please pay attention.

I am not approaching the pandemic as a germaphobe.  Right or wrong, I'm not super worried about getting it myself.  But I am deeply concerned about passing it onto others.  

It is a deeply insidious disease.  Many who get it sail right through.  Others wind up with severe symptoms, and some wind up hospitalized. And some, about 2 to 3 %, die.

I am not germaphobic.  I am woke.  I realize the damage this virus has caused, and will cause if it remains unchecked.

I care about other people.  I don't want us to go through a true herd immunity process that will result in the death of millions.

I don't want to put Alison's Mom & Dad, both of whom have other health problems, at risk.

Personal liberty is not the issue.  My immunity system and cavalier attitude towards catching things is not the issue.  

The issue is caring about other people.  The issue is doing what one can to mitigate the harm and death this virus is causing.

So, I do what I can.  I wear a mask. I socially distance.  I participate in no activity where people are not following basic human decency and caring.

Perhaps I should have been more cautious in the past.  I can see that now.  The best I can say, except for the 2000 incident, I've never gotten anything to give to anybody.  But now I understand better about asymptomatic transmission, and I've rethought my former attitude.

This does not make me a germaphobe.  

It means (I hope) I am somebody who gives a damn about other people.

















Tuesday, December 8, 2020

Let the Parade Pass You By

 

It was Benjamin's birthday weekend.

And for his birthday (now 20 - no more teenagers!) he likes to go to Chamblin Bookmine.  I am a bookstore connoisseur, and for my money, the Bookmine is as good or better than any bookstore I've been in, including the Strand in NYC and Powell Books in Portland, Oregon (this is especially true for used books).  Masks are required, and it's not very crowded, so social distancing is easy.

To get to Chamblin in Jacksonville, we travel a road that takes us past the town of Callahan. We had to detour around the town of Callahan because they had a Christmas Parade.  

Yes, for real.  A Christmas Parade, in the middle of the most virulent part of the Pandemic.  A parade where masks were few and far between,  A parade where social distancing was non-existent.

I glimpsed the main drag of the parade, and it was packed.  Thousands crammed together, and all I could think of was a Hieronymous Bosch painting, displaying the horrors of the apocalypse.

In the picture above, two of the paraders have masks on - well, costumes, at any rate.  Few, if any, are detectable in the crowd.


Here is another crowd shot.  Shriners in their funny little vehicles.  And, they're maskless, of course.  As is the vast majority of the packed crowd.



An unmasked 97-year-old veteran rides a bike through the parade.  I admire him.  I admire his service.  I pray that he stays safe. I'm not positive, but I think he may have a mask below his chin.  Perhaps he put it on when people got closer.

Kudos to the girl in front with the candy bucket, who is wearing a mask, and the one person in the audience I could see wearing a mask (you could play Where's Mask-O and see if you could find it too).

No, I did not take these pictures.  I stole from the interwebs, using Callahan Christmas Parade 2020.

And no, this isn't the only Christmas Parade going on around here.  Blackshear had theirs last night. Waycross will have theirs on December 12th.

There are events all over.  Some done safely, others not.  There are plans for an ice skating rink (yeah - South Georgia and ice skating - try not to think about it too much).

And yes, outdoor events, particularly if masked and not too crowded, are safer than indoor events.

But indoor events are going on too. Some area churches have complete disregard for public safety.

If God is telling you to not wear a mask and behave as if there is no Pandemic and that your personal liberty to live and worship as you please is paramount, disregarding the safety and well-being of others - I hate to break it to you - but THAT AIN"T GOD TALKING TO YOU.  You have seriously got your spiritual wires crossed up.

For those of you who still care to protect themselves and others - don't give up!  Let this parade pass you by, and take care of yourself and your loved ones.  

Just because everyone else is behaving like a self-centered lunatic doesn't mean you have to join in.

Wear a mask.  Socially distance.  You don't have to be a hermit. Use caution, and give a damn about others. That's all we're asking.











Friday, December 4, 2020

So Goes the Mighty Oak

Our mighty oak is gone.  

We had it removed this week.

The most defining feature of our lot  was taken out,

It was a tough decision to make, but you can see the rotted part of the tree that had been growing at an exponential rate in the last few years.

If the tree fell on our house, it would come close to "totaling" our residence.


This is a picture of the base of the oak.  The two holes you see there were getting bigger and moved up the tree as far as you could test with a yardstick.



It was a big ol' tree.  It was perhaps the tallest and widest tree in our area.  It towered over our house majestically.  It provided a lot of cooling shade for our porch and backyard.

It also dropped limbs at a pretty good clip.  They would thud against our metal roof, and we would think, "This is it.  This is the big one." One limb did stab through the roof over our porch.  That was fun to fix.

Acorns would drop from the tree, hitting the metal roof with a sharp bang, making us think we were under siege.

Squirrels loved the acorns.  They were pretty bold around the tree.  This would provide great entertainment for the dogs, who, despite their determined efforts, were never quite able to catch a squirrel.  Sometimes watching them interact was like a Looney Tunes cartoon.

I don't know.  Maybe we were wrong.  Maybe the tree would have lasted longer than we thought.  But, given how much we have invested in the home, we couldn't take the chance.

I sure am gonna miss it, though.


 


Wednesday, December 2, 2020

Taking a Knee Wednesday Wanderings

 


There's my Boss-A-Man, ready to make my day better.  Always my pal.  Especially on those days when I don't go to work.

Interesting experiment here.  Usually, when I retrieve photos from my phone, I post them to Facebook and then save them to my desktop to use them here. I post them to Facebook only to me, so the only way you see them is through my blog.

I didn't do that this time.  I posted the photo to everyone.  It will be interesting to see how many likes and comments the photo by itself gets compared to the blog story.  I think I know which one is going to win.

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Personal health kvetch:  knee pain had receded but is now back with a vengeance.  Everything is painful - standing, sitting, walking, laying down.  I'm back to using Voldemort (Voltaren); maybe that will help in a few days.  I hate seeing a doctor, particularly during the COVID times, but I may not have a choice.

Y'all probably hope I do so I can quit kvetching about it.

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I have been reading the Sally Field book In Pieces, and I am up to the Gidget years.  She has always been a secret crush of mine and has remained beautiful and bright throughout the years.  Her trauma as a child is greater than I thought it was, showing you don't always know what people are going through.

No steaming service is showing Gidget, except for some episodes posted on YouTube.

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I really want to turn my back on Trump, but he and others are not making it very easy.  His delusional rants that he won are coming across more and more insane, and it makes me worry about those who are willing to go along with him.  He is doing one last grift before he leaves, squeezing millions out of his supporters that will help guarantee his lifestyle when he leaves office.  If he leaves office.

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Benjamin is closing up his last week of school, which he is doing from home.  He has a final today and a couple more later this week.  

It has been a strange college experience for Benjamin.  His social skills were really sharpening before COVID,  and I hope he can return to that sometime next year.

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I stumbled into a conversation I did not want to pursue, lest it gets me into trouble. I said something about a change in relationship with a fast food place in association with Benjamin's college food service, and that it was COVID related, and a person hearing this started on how COVID protocols were making a lot of stupid things happen. a lot of unnecessary restrictions (I guess that's what they meant).  

I did not pursue it. But it was a reminder that I live around many people who do not take COVID seriously and think that the restrictions imposed are worse than the pandemic.

That's insane.

First, this area never really shut down.*  It's always been snotty and defiant here. And to me, it's the major reason we still have to deal with COVID for months instead of weeks. The people here do the bare minimum they're required to do (if that), thinking the restrictions are silly and inhibitive.

How much do we have to suffer because people don't take this seriously?

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I should write more, but I do know it hurts to sit too long at the desk.  So, I'll call it a wander, and hopefully, move on to more coherent topics later.

Wanderingly Yours,

T. M. Strait


* Having a first implies there is a second and maybe more.  Alas, there is not.  I should fix it, but that is a thought process that is just too much for me this morning.