I Will Unfollow You

I will unfollow you
Unfollow you wherever you may post
There isn't an internet too deep
A Facebook post so good it can get me to keep

I must unfollow you

Ever since you did 100 cat videos in an hour I know
That away from your posts you I always must be
And nothing can keep you near me
You are my unwanted destiny

I love you, I like you, I loathe you
And where you post I'll unfollow, I'll unfollow, I'll unfollow
You'll always be my true love, my true like, my true loathe
From now until forever, forever, forever

I will unfollow you
Unfollow you wherever you may post
There isn't an internet too deep
A Facebook post so good it can get me to keep
Keep you on, keep you on my newsfeed

I love you, I like you, I loathe you
And where you go I'll unfollow, I'll unfollow, I'll unfollow
You'll always be my true love, my true like, my true loathe
From now until forever, forever, forever

Your political rants make me cringe
Knowing what you had for lunch makes me twinge
"I dare you to repost this" gets me cranky
Your medical stories I find ranky
You're a posting TMI machine

It's true that I'm your friend
I just can't stand everything you post
So the rules I have to bend
It's your posts I hate the most

Soooo...

I will unfollow you
Unfollow you wherever you may post
There isn't an internet too deep
A Facebook post so good it can get me to keep
Keep you on, keep you on my newsfeed

I love you, I like you, I loathe you

And where you go I'll unfollow, I'll unfollow, I'll unfollow
You'll always be my true love, my true like, my true loathe
From now until forever, forever, forever

But where you post I'll unfollow


(based on the song I Will follow You by Rickey Nelson)