Showing posts with label Friday writing randomizer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friday writing randomizer. Show all posts

Friday, March 25, 2022

Friday Writing Randomizer 3

 Once again, my creative writing has dried to zero.

Once again, I'm turning to the randomizer to try to kick start my discipline.

The Inspire Me app picks three words at random, and from that, I try to construct a concise story using those three words.

Wish me luck.

leather, help, left

What's left of me? Stuck at the bottom of this ravine, the walls impossible to climb, especially with one arm badly sprained, if not broken.

This was supposed to be our reconciliation hike, working out our problems and coming back together. She had to know I was serious about putting in the work - the Rezlin Retreat was the premiere marriage counseling weekend in Colorado, and not only was I willing to come, I gladly forked over the $3,000 for the fee.  

We tred into the woods, our backpacks stuffed, our hearts filled with hope (or so I thought). When we came to the edge of the ravine, I looked down. It made me dizzy, and I started to teeter. I reached back my hand for her to hold me steady. Instead of her help, I got the tiniest of shoves, enough to cause me to tumble down into the ravine.

Collapsed at the bottom, clutching my now useless right arm, I cried up to her. "Get help, honey! I think I'm stuck down here!"

Her placid face irradiated hate. "Yep. You're stuck down there. Goodbye, ex-lover."

That was a day ago. I'm still down in the ravine. I'm thirsty. I'm hungry. I contemplate whether my leather belt is edible.

Surely, they will come soon.

Surely.

shake, lovely, plural

I wish I was the only one. But there are plural Toms at this school. So when someone calls my name in the hallway, I'm never sure it's really me they're talking to. Every time I think it's me, it's not, and I look stupid responding back. Every time I decide it's me, I ignore it, and I look rude.

The girl I have the biggest crush on, the lovely Ruthy Ann, does not seem to comprehend that I exist. But one time, I heard her shout my name. I began to shake. Should I turn around and acknowledge it? Why subject myself to that humiliation?

I made the dramatic decision to turn around. She was just inches away from me.

She handed me a book. "Here. You left this in class." She smiled briefly and then bounded away.

She never spoke to me again.

close, gain, supply

I clean my clothes with Gain. It's the only detergent I'll use. When my supply runs low, I go to the store and buy more. If they are out, I'll try another store. And another. And if I can't find it, I won't get anything else.  

If I have no Gain, I just let my clothes get dirty and smelly.

Right now, I have been out for two weeks.

Don't stand. Don't stand. Don't stand so close to me.

slowly, me, outside

Agoraphobia is a bite and a B. I want to go outside, but I just can't get through the front door no matter how hard I try. I try to go fast - I can't do it. I try to go slowly - that's even worse. What's wrong with me?

Why I am so afraid of zombies?

cage, rain, Betsy

Betsy wanted to go out. But she felt like a rat in a cage. Outside, the acid rain fell hard.

Oh. And zombies. There were also zombies.



Zombies. Best story go-to ever!











Friday, September 17, 2021

Friday Writing Randomizer 2

 Once again, my creative writing has dried to zero.

Once again, I'm turning to the randomizer to try to kick start my discipline.

The Inspire Me app picks three words at random, and from that, I try to construct a concise story using those three words.

Wish me luck.

Claws, very, here

I'm not very happy with what we have here. Ever since seeing Barbra Streisand in On A Clear Day You Can See Forever, I have been repulsed by long, sharp fingernails.  They are no longer loving hands; they are terrifying claws ready to rip your soul to shreds.  I wish I wasn't that way, but you don't always get to pick your phobias.

And now I am in love with a woman who insists on keeping her talons long.  How can this be when just looking at her hands makes me shaky and nauseous?  I could tell her to cut them, but what would that make me?  Don't I believe that people should be what they are?  How would that kickstart a relationship to be dictating how a person presents themselves?

What if she wanted me to shave myself bald?  Would I do that just to please her?  Ok, I probably would, but that's not the point.

I can do this.  Sometimes when phobias are faced head-on, they fade.

Love will triumph.

In theory.

race, driver, spite

Go! Go! Go!

Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

What in the world?  Is everything a race to my driver?  Can't we just go to the Piggly Wiggly at a leisurely pace?

Did Hoke resent me?  Was he driving like a speeding lunatic simply out of spite?  Was he upset with me for some reason?

I need to have a talk with him as soon as he's not racing. But, unfortunately, I'm rather too frightened to interrupt him right now.

But rest assured, I, Miss Werthan, will get this straightened out. 

No one drives Miss Daisy like this.

process, eaten, hurry

There is a decided process to lunchtime.  It has to be eaten in precise order.  And it must not be done in a hurry.

One must set the courses out carefully.  The napkin must be folded precisely and placed just above the right knee.

The soup is first.  It looks like cauliflower in a deep red sauce.  Of course, that may be what it looks like, but we know that it is not.

After the soup is finished, we proceed to the main entree, flank and balls.

Dessert is a burgandy mousse.

One ends with a prayer of gratitude for those who help sustain us.

Anen.


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(I hope.)