Pax America!

 April  1st, 2027

God Bless these United States of America!

God Bless Greenland, our 51st State! August 31, 2025!

God Bless Canada, our 52nd State! April 1, 2026!

God Bless the four Senators, 39 Canadian Congresspersons, and one Greenland Congressperson elected in the 2026 election.

God Bless the 2026 election, making it possible to add the following -

God Bless Puerto Rico, our 53rd State! April 1, 2027.

God Bless the District of Columbia, our 54th State, also on April 1, 2027.

Additionally, every territory and possession the US has in the Caribbean was incorporated into the State of Puerto Rico!

And every US territory and possession in the Pacific was incorporated into the State of Hawaii!

Territories and occupations are now rightfully considered backwards and barbaric, a throwback to a more exploitative time.

And now, with all these progressive voters, we will never have to suffer another fascist like Trump again!

HUZZAH!

* too bad, so sad. Even if the authoritarian dictatorship takes over Greenland/Canada/the Panama Canal/Gaza, he will never let them vote. None of us may ever get to vote again. Remember, Trump knows and has said that Musk is really good at getting into computers and voting systems. Good luck, America. You have surrendered your freedom to a monster.