Thursday, December 21, 2017

Christmas in the Way Back Machine


I love Christmas.

It's not so much the commercial aspect.  And yes, the religious part is important, but there were other parts as well.

And that was just being a part of being a loving family.

My mother was big on making Christmas a very special occasion.  We had lots and lots of presents.  Many of them were not very expensive.  She would wrap up socks, or put small things in big boxes.  She just liked us opening a lot of stuff.

There would be one or two presents that would be more substantial.  Carol's kitchen set.  My James Bond attache case.  One year I got a bicycle, and it was the only year where we had no snow on the ground and I could actually ride it!

Carol and I would wake up very early, and anxiously await for Mom and Dad to wake up.  Then we would open stockings which might take as long as an hour, as the overstuffed stocking would be opened one little present at a time, each person getting a turn in the rotation.  Fruit, gum, candy, coins, combs, pencils - every little item would be gushed over.

We would then have breakfast.  I'm not saying that was overwhelming - it might be scrambled eggs, oatmeal, or it might just be cereal and toast. I really didn't know how special breakfast could be until I moved South and discovered sausage 'n' cheese biscuits.

After breakfast, we would open a gift at a time, with either Carol or myself acting as "Santa", distributing each round of gifts.  Occasionally my mother would intervene and say, "Don't open that one yet - save it for later", wanting to build up to the "major" present.  We never stopped to ask how she knew which present Santa had set up as the "major" one.

This whole process could take to noon.




I don't remember much about the hundreds of presents we received over the years. 

What I remember was bonding with my family, and the sense of joy, celebration and love we experienced.

With my parents gone, and my sister in Michigan, I cherish the memory of these Christmases past, and carry on as many of the traditions as I can with my own nuclear family.

Merry Christmas to one and all!




Tuesday, December 19, 2017

The Invasion of the Episcopalian Carolers!


It's early!
By Episcopalian standards.
Nevertheless, last Sunday, we gathered together in the Parish Hall to prepare for our Annual Caroling journey.

We wear hats, seasonal clothing, and have bells that we can ring.  Dayton Lang provides the guitar, and this year, for Jingle Bells, Benjamin provided the kazoo.

Rather than going door to door in one neighborhood, we carpool and visit many of our parishioners who are unable to attend regular services.

This includes some private residences and some nursing homes.


One of my favorites is the assisted living residence in Baptist Village.  We visit our long-time parishioner, Jo Stafford, the lovely lady in the pink sweater.  There are many others there as well, and in this picture,  we see Edwin Herrin greeting one of them.

It is also the residence of my friend and superstar writer, Grace Lee.  Grace started writing in her mid-eighties, and will be celebrating her 90th birthday very soon.  She really comes out and enjoys our singing, and sings right along with us.






Our last stop is always with a very special member of the Grace Church family, Kathy Kontos.  Kathy had been a member of the choir for decades, and really enjoys us coming out to see her and her sister, Anastasia.  She was thrilled to hear that Benjamin had joined the choir, and had made his first appearance as a choir member that Sunday morning.

Thank you, my fellow Grace Episcopal parishioners, for a wonderful annual tradition, that for me, launches the true Christmas season.  It has been a joy for Alison, Benjamin, and myself, to participate.







Saturday, December 16, 2017

Our Great Political Cycle: Saturday Political Soap Box 174



And so we do it again.

We repeat the cycle of our American politics, one that has been a constant, at least since Nixon,  Republicans mess up, Democrats clean up.

Republicans complain about deficits and overspending, then come in and cut taxes, mostly to the upper echelon, and then don't cut enough spending to prevent ballooning deficits, which suddenly they decide they don't care about anymore. When the Democrats regain control, they have to be the grown ups and raise taxes, and do whatever grown up things are necessary in order to reduce the deficit.

Not only does this make the Democrats look terrible in having to be the bad parents raising taxes, it also constrains the Democrats in establishing new programs in order to help people, in order to address the mounting concerns in our society (infrastructure, health care, education, climate change, wage inequality, etc.).  It's a win-win for the Republicans.  For the American people?  Not so much.

The Republicans are currently on the verge of creating a huge tax reduction windfall for the wealthy and large corporations.  It doesn't even have the pretense of making a small feint of  benefiting the poor and middle class as Bush, Jr.'s plan did.  One of the smartest things Bush, Jr. did was hand everybody a check as a retro result of their tax plan.  Was it a cheap stunt that had no long lasting effect?  You bet!  But in the short term, it got more people on board with a plan that primarily benefited the rich.  The current crop doesn't even the common sense to pretend.

That's one of the most bizarre things about our con-man President.  You would think he would have enough carny brains to do something more than to just blatantly lie about what the plan does.  But he's not showing anything that would make people believe what he says.  Polls indicate that many are finally starting to wake up, with poll support fro the President now in the low 30's. 

Republicans try desperately, but never actually get to, what they call entitlement reform.  But that's not what it is.  They would love to kill Medicaid altogether, and turn Medicare and Social Security over to private Wall Street vultures, who, trust me, will not have your best interests at heart.  Seniors will have to pay ever-increasing amounts for health insurance (if they can get it at all), and your retirement will be at the mercy of the market (not to mention the increasing amount of fees you will have to pay), and instead of being a social insurance program, it becomes a free-for-all crap shoot.  But they never get to the point of doing it - even their own base rebels at this.

The current plan will create a predicted deficit of a trillion and a half dollars.  Even under the rosiest economic projections, it still is a trillion or more.  The Republicans aren't worried about that.  It will either give them an excuse to cut more spending, or blame the deficit on the Democrats, constraining the Democrats from enacting new programs, or blaming them for cutting popular programs because they have no fiscal choice.

Deficit and debt mean different things.  The deficit is the annual shortfall between spending and collected revenue.  Debt is the accumulated shortfall between the same.  You can have a surplus in a given year, and it may not make a significant dent in the debt.  That is why Republicans could still natter at President Obama, because even as he cut the yearly deficits at an historic pace, the overall debt still increased.

The American people may be finally starting to wake up.  The current tax reform bill is the most unpopular tax cut package in American history.  It's even more unpopular than the President, and that's saying a lot!

I think the political tides will turn before the Republicans can successfully gut Social Security and Medicare.  But that still will leave a huge deficit problem.  Will the American people understand where that came from?

You know what?  Call me a cock-eyed optimist, but this time. I think that they will.

Republicans, the jig may be up.

We can only hope.








Friday, December 15, 2017

Christmas Spirit is Alive and Well!

You can find the true spirit of Christmas , if you look.  It may not be easy to see, or readily apparent, particularly if you're focused on the wrong places.

It's not in the bombastic commercial hubbub that surrounds the holiday, all the noise that tries to get you involved and stressed about the holiday from August on.  That is a long time!  No wonder so many are anxious to set aside the holiday the day after it arrives!  It's not in the urge to buy more and more gifts, to obsess over checking off a long list of obligations and responsibilities, trying to hit the right zone with presents - getting something that will make the gift recipient wowed while at the same time not breaking the budget too bad.

It's not in the ferocious competition to put out bigger, shiner, more impressive outdoor displays.  They can be nice to look at, especially in the snowless Deep South where I live.  Still, the size of your display may win  neighborhood competitions, it may get the most cars to slow down in front of your house, but it doesn't really represent what the true spirit of Christmas is. 

And it's certainly not in the savage reaction to whether or not people give the correct Christmas greeting.  Symbols of Christmas are nice, but they are only symbols of  Christmas.  It is not Christmas Spirit itself. 

Christmas Spirit can be seen in the hands and feet and heart we extend to each other.  It's in the food we bring to those in need.  It's in the shelter we provide, and the love that we share.  It's in providing clothes to those who have little to wear.  It's in visiting prisoners.  It's in a warm hug and a bright smile, to all, regardless of whatever their faith or seasonal greeting.

It's in those who foster pets, and help shelter animals from the cold, those who promote spaying and neutering, those who adopt and responsibly take care of their new pets.

It's in those who support the shelters for abused women and their children.  Giving through time, money and resources to make sure those who live in fear can have a ray of hope.

It's in those that advocate for the poor and needy, whether it's in supposing organizations that assist the impoverished, or in promoting legislation that provides more permanent fixes.

It's in those that help build shelters and homes for those who have no place else to go, fellow citizens that would otherwise be homeless.

It's about providing love and hope and resources to the sick.  Whether it be a child sick with a debilitating and deadly disease, or an elderly person living out their last days in Hospice, they could all use the support and kindness of caring people.

It's about caroling and extending love and joy.  It's about celebrating with your own family, and with church family.  It;s about extending that love and kindness to all, regardless of their faith, or their ethnicity, or even their immigration status.  Christmas is either open arms to everyone, or it doesn't really exist at all.

It's about the message and light of Christ.  Christians are theologically diverse, and fractured into hundreds of denominations, but they share this belief - Christ came to light the way for the rest of us.

Sometimes that light is hard to see in the midst of all the Christmas commercial noise, in the din of bad news that sometimes engulfs us, in the partisan divides we have created for each other.  But take a moment.  Relax.  Unplug from the noise.  Pray in contemplation and quiet.  Think about all the wonderful things we do, and can do, in the Christmas Spirit.

Take a moment.  Open your heart.  The light of Christ, the great breath of the Christmas Spirit, the love of God - it's there.  It's easy to see - nay, it's overwhelmingly clear - when you just look in the right place.

Merry Christmas to you all!







Wednesday, December 13, 2017

A Beautiful Post-Election Morning



All of Alabama's past history indicated that the Republican would win.

Any sense of human decency sided with the Democrat winning.

Doug Jones wins!

Yes, by all that is good and holy, it should have been by a wider margin.  Whites, particularly men, voted for Moore in uncomfortably large numbers.  Nevertheless, this is Alabama, one of the most Republican states in the county.

All of the sexual predators and offenders have fallen, one by one, some very deserving, some more marginally so.  One survives -  our sexual predator-in-chief.  Godspeed, Robert Mueller!  Godspeed!

As far as Democrats go, Doug Jones is fairly moderate to conservative.  There are some things, like gun control, where we may not be able to count on his vote.  There are other vital places where we can.  He used his victory speech to call for the renewal of the CHIP program. 

He is coming to Washington hoping to bring kindness, decency, and compromise, open to working with the other party.  You know - like Barack Obama did.  I'm pessimistic, but I do wish him the best.

Roy Moore, of course, was ungracious and stubborn in defeat.  He wants a recount, but it looks like the vote will be outside the margin of error.  He'll have to pay for it himself if he wants it.  He should crawl back into the cesspool of history.

There are many tough struggles ahead, as we try to draw a close to the Trump Ascendancy.  Maybe people are finally waking up.

Heaps of praises to the African-American voters in Alabama, who voted 90 to 95% for Jones, and, despite all the attempts of voter suppression, showed up in record numbers to cast their ballots.  Mississippi and South Carolina, which have even larger percentages of black residents - are you paying attention?  Progressives of all stripes need to join together to change the face of the South!

And, do you hear that, Georgia Republicans, who keep choosing corporate interests and Trump-style hate politics?  The people will come for you too!

Let's start here in the first Congressional District by defeating Trump puppet Buddy Carter, with No One Gets Left Behind's Lisa Ring!

Victory is thrilling indeed!











Monday, December 11, 2017

Reading Railroad: All Aboard The Polar Express!


I found a new love Saturday, or perhaps it was just rekindling an old one.

The Okefenokee Heritage Society held an event Saturday afternoon, centered on the reading of The Polar Express.  There was also hot cocoa, ornament making, and silver bells.  The Depot was decorated for Christmas, including a Christmas Tree, a decorated mantel with operating fireplace, a toy train set, and, of course, the Heritage Center's real train, with a bell that rings.

I felt privileged to be the conductor of The Polar Express, and read the story to the children that attended the event.  Not to sound conceited, but I knew that I was a good reader.  What I didn't know was that I would manage to have such a positive rapport with the children.  I thought, being relatively shy, that I would stick to the story and not interact with them much.  I was wrong.  I enjoyed engaging them and bringing them into the story.



I owe a great deal to my storytelling teammate, Julianna Lacefield.  She got the children organized and engaged, ready to hear my story. She has a background in children's education, and was a tremendous help in getting them started and helping me hold their attention.

Julianna is a gifted storyteller in her own right, and I hope there will be more occasions where she and I can help bring great storytelling to children.

There were many that helped this event a success. Barbara Griffin stationed the delicious hot cocoa, where there was also candy canes and cookies.  Lamar Deal helped put together the silver bell set, and brought the toy train, and other antiques that helped set the right mood.  Elizabeth Welch, the OHC Director, was the brains and organizational spirit behind the whole event.  Bravo.



Two of my favorite people were at the event, Kimberly and Emily Beck.  Kimberly has been a friend for more than a decade now, and watching her daughter, Emily, grow up to be such a fine person and top-rate actress, has been a great treasure. They attend many of the events that I and/or Benjamin are in, and it means a lot to me.



This is a picture from a few months ago, where Emily was singing a song a song from The Addams Family musical.  She is playing the part of Wednesday Addams, fitting the part to a tee.

She tried out last week for the part of Wednesday Addams for the upcoming musical to be put on by the Waycross Area Community Theatre.  If they do cast her, WACT couldn't make a finer choice.


Retirement, for me, is about finally getting to spend more time doing the things that I love.  And I have rediscovered that one of things that I love to do most is to read to children.  I know it won't make any money (and I do need to make up a slight shortfall in the money I need to bring in - retirement income covers most but not all of what I need to make), but I love to do it, and I hope I can do more of it.

So, for those reading this who would like to utilize my reading talents, and Julianna's as well, please get in contact with me!  I stand ready to entertain and educate!






Saturday, December 9, 2017

On Losing Franken: Saturday Political Soap Box 173



This is a tough one.  This is one that many of my friends, of all political stripes, may not agree with.  I've tried hard to look at this as neutrally as I can.  It's very difficult.

I believe in Al Franken.  He  has been a hard-working and diligent Senator, one who reflects many views close to my own.  Most of his books hold a special place in my bookshelf, and have been significant influences on me, and have helped shored me up over the years while living in a place that is very hostile to my point of view.

I also support, and believe in the efforts of the #MeToo movement.  I was happy to see it win the Time Person of the Year, as the The Silence Breakers.  There are concerns and abuse all along American culture, not just that involving celebrities and politics.  They exist in our work places, our churches, and our homes.  The process of reform and raising cultural awareness is just beginning.

Al Franken, over the years, has, on what I believe are rare occasions, indulged in boorish and immature behavior.  This may have to do with his comedic roots.  Sometimes he thinks he's funny, and others may not interpret it that way.  His original accuser, the conservative radio announcer and friend of Roger Stone, Leann Tweeden, someone who frequently indulged in outlandish male butt-grabbing behavior herself, seemed somewhat staged, coached and trite.  Nevertheless, Franken behaved in such a way as to leave himself open to negative interpretations. Most of the groping accusations also seem to be related to stupid attempts to be funny, or actions that may or may not be accidental or misinterpreted.

I know.  Many of you think I am making excuses.  Maybe, but I don't think so.  His behavior deserves investigation by the Senate Ethics Committee.  He may deserve admonishment and/or censure.  He himself has been more apologetic and open than any of the other men who have been accused of sexual misconduct.  It's not worthy of resignation, or excommunication from American life.  It just isn't.

I understand the strategic reasoning behind the pressure to force him to resign.  That, and the Conyers resignation (much more deserved and warranted), helps place the Democrats in the moral high ground, and place them far above the Republicans, who have serious unaddressed problems in this area.

The great problem with the strategy is that it won't work.  Republicans just chortle that the Democrats have shot themselves in the foot, and marvel at how easy they are to take down.  And even though the Democratic Governor will replace Franken with another Democratic, that does mean there will have to be a special election in 2018, and there is no guarantee that seat will stay in Democratic hands.

There are levels of levels of bad behavior in sexual misconduct, and not all of them should be treated equally.

Level One is boorish, sophomoric behavior that the perpetrator thinks is amusing, but is not fully aware that it could be misinterpreted.  It has no power component, no exercise of threat or force.  It's goofy gone wild.  That is the level that Al Franken is at.

Level Two is acting like your position, power and celebrity in life entitles you to act in a manner the rest of us can't.  They dwell under the belief that all women crave men with money and power, and since you got it, you van get away with more than most can.  Donald Trump has explicitly confessed to this.  It is more serious than Level One.  Some behaviors  are obnoxious, others are more vile, threatening and insidious. 

Level Three is when men deliberately use their power to intimidate and threaten women, endangering their position in the organization the powerful men have control over.  I think John Conyers slips into this category, as does Harvey Weinstein and Bill O'Reilly.  These men have committed foul acts, and rightfully should lose their position and power.

Level Four is completely and utterly beyond redemption. That is when men prey on and take advantage of children.  Roy Moore clearly and irredeemably falls into this category.  Is it proven in a court of law?  No, but so what?  You have to disbelieve some nine women, tons of corroborating source evidence, even mall security who thought the way he hung out there was creepy.  No, Roy Moore has no business in any elected office, much less in the United States Senate.

But sections of our country have gone mad. There are actually people in Alabama that think a Democrat is worse than an alleged pedophile.  They are ready to choose a child molester over a prosecutor who convicted the KKK murders of four children.  And there is a strong likelihood that there are enough of those people to give Roy Moore the victory.

So, will Al Franken's resignation change minds in Alabama, convince them that the Democrats have the moral high ground?  Hell, no.  They don't care.  If they think of it all, they're saying, "Good!  Got rid of another Democrat!"  They're considering voting for a Level Four offender!  You think they care what the Democrats did with someone who, at worst, is a Level One offender?

I think not.

Things won't truly change until Republicans have to pay a price at the polls for their misconduct.  So far, that's not been the case.   Alabama could change all that, by voting for Jones over Moore.

I pray that they do.















Thursday, December 7, 2017

Conference Championships Should Be the Entry Ticket



Alabama should not be in the college playoffs.

This is not a personal judgment against Alabama.  They just didn't win the SEC championship.  The privilege of the playoffs should be reserved for those colleges that win their conference championships.  It's a much, simpler and direct system than pure poll judgments.

This would work best in an eight-team playoff system, with six major conferences sending their champions, and two wild cards selected by a BCS point-style system.

I don't care who wins the championship or what their overall won/loss record is.  Win a championship - you go.  Let's say there's a year where Alabama wins the SEC West with a 12 - 0 record, and Florida wins the SEC East with an 8 - 4 record.  In the championship, Florida wins the game against Alabama.  Then Florida qualifies for the playoffs, and Alabama doesn't (unless as a wild card).  Too bad for Alabama, so sad.  Conference championships should mean something.  Thy should be more important than won/loss records and poll standings.

Unfortunately, we don't have an eight-team playoff (not yet).  We only have four slots - which it makes it even more imperative that one conference doesn't bogart multiple slots.

Here, showing major conference champions, is how it should have worked -


Conference                                      Team                               Poll Ranking

PAC 12                                             USC                                         8

SEC                                                   Georgia                                   3

AAC                                                  UCF                                      12

Big 12                                                Oklahoma                              2

Mountain West                                   Boise State                          25

ACC                                                    Clemson                               1

Big Ten                                                Ohio State                            5

Independent                                         Notre Dame                       14


So, the number one seed should be the highest ranked conference champion - #1 Clemson.

The number two seed should be the second highest ranked conference champion - #2 Oklahoma.

The number three seed should be the third highest ranked conference champion - #3 Georgia.

The number four seed should be the fourth highest ranked conference champion - #5 Ohio State.

Independents might be factored in, but I really think they should be more considered for a wild card slot in an eight-team playoff.

Who's the number four poll ranked team?  Doesn't matter.  They didn't win their conference.

OK, it's Alabama.  Just for the record.  But they didn't win their conference.  Too bad, so sad.

As a devout University of Michigan fan, you know how much I despise Ohio State.  But they won the Big Ten Championship.  Reluctantly, I believe they should be in the playoffs, and not Alabama.  Someday, that might be Michigan sidelined by a conference non-champion.

It's not personal against Alabama.  It's just how the conference championships worked this year.

Now, if Alabama votes in Roy Moore as United States Senator, that's personal.  And I will hold it against that state.

Big Time.
















Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Tryouts Tuesday Tidbits



I have not had the good fortune yet to see this play, but I plan to this weekend.  I've heard many good things about it, and I know it stars the incredibly gifted young talent, Marin Jeffords.  Please come out and kickstart your Christmas season with this great show!

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For awhile in this area, I was Mr. Christmas, playing, in relatively quick succession, Scrooge in A Christmas Carol, Santa Claus in Miracle on 34th Street, and George Bailey in It's A Wonderful Life.  I love Christmas plays for the messages they bring, and because they usually have all age casts, and whole families participate in them. 

Coming off of two recent productions, The Odd Couple and The Model Apartment, I decided to take a short break.  So I reluctantly skipped this year's Christmas production.

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But that break is over now.  Benjamin wants to be in the WACT musical, so we both tryed out last night.  The musical is The Addams Family, which seems to be the "musical du jour" this season (a local high school is also doing the musical). We both felt good about our tryout, but we'll see.  I love acting with Benjamin, and I hope he gets a chance to sing onstage.

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One of the area's finest young actresses also tryed out, Emily Beck,  She is a dead ringer for Wednesday Addams, an exceptional actress and a great singer.  She can also dance!

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The devolution of our politics continues at a frightening rate.  The recent results in Virginia and other places gave me hope that we had reversed the tide.  But the Alabama Senate election has me gloomy again.  Really, white evangelicals?  You're thinking of voting for am alleged pedophile (and I must add, multiple accusations that are well sourced) over a prosecutor who helped convict KKK members that killed four young girls?  How is this not a no-brainer?  What is there to think about? 

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Speaking of Alabama, no, they should not be in the college playoffs.  That should be reserved for conference champions.  If college championships don't mean anything, why bother playing them?  I have a system for this, which I hope to flesh out in an upcoming blog story.  Stay tuned, because once the idea is out there, I'm sure it will sweep the nation.

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Speaking of football, I didn't see it, but I understand there was a horrifying injury in last night's pro game.  I keep thinking it may be time to give up on football as a spectator sport, and Alison and I have been watching less, but no, I haven't given it up all together. 

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Sometimes Grammarly kicks in on my computer,  Sometimes it does not.  Today, for this blog, it is taking a leave of absence.  If they really want to buy their premium service, they're going to have to convince it can consistently appear wherever I write, including Microsoft Word, my primary writing program.


Ta-Ta for now,

T. M. Strait














Friday, December 1, 2017

NaNoWriMo No Mo

I failed.

Big time.

Ultimately, I couldn't even hit 10,000 words.

I thought I would have more time in November.  I thought I had a real shot.

NaNoWriMo is an international writing contest challenging you to write 50,000 words on a novel in one month, the month of November.

I had a great idea, The Extra Credit Club, that had been burning in me for many years.  On paper, I had more time available to do it.

First, however, I had to finish up The Model Apartment, a play I was in.  That took the first few days of the month.

Second, I wanted to front-load my work time, so I could have more time in the back of the month.

Third, with my family home with their Thanksgiving break, I found myself choosing between time with family and time to churn out another 41,000 words.  I chose family.

I know about the theory that you can write whatever and then go back to fix it.  I write relatively fast, but I don't quite write that way, either.  Sure, I often have to go back and edit, tighten and make it more consistent, but I'm not a big wholesale editor.  I usually have a strong idea of my characters and plot, and like to make the first draft pretty close to the final draft.  Everybody writes differently.  That's just the way I do it. 

I probably could have gotten to 20,000 words if I kept doing it a little each day, but once I realized I couldn't make it, and that very few people would see the finished work, I found it harder to motivate myself.

I do want to get back to The Extra Credit Club.  But I  owe it to my readers to return to The History of the Trap series first.  I also have a completed book I'm just sitting on - Crowley Stories: Swamp's Edge.  I'm Hamletting that, as I can't decide whether to find a real publisher or agent, or just publish it myself. 

Semi-retirement has not brought the extra writing time I had hoped for.  Much of it is my fault.  I have let other projects and concerns get in the way. I have not had the consistency of schedule yet that makes me know - this, this is my writing time each day.  I vary what times I go to work at accounting each day, and for the longest time, I had a script I had to learn for a play I was in.

I have to do what I can to restore a consistent AND longer writing time.  Fiction takes more time and effort than blog entries and non-fiction writing.  And fiction is my first love, and what I want to return to.

Thanks for all who support my writing efforts, be they blog, or newspaper column, or my self-published efforts.  You help inspire me, and help keep me going.

Back to the writing board!

T. M. Strait







Thursday, November 30, 2017

Free Writing Advice is Even Cheaper

My last blog story dealt with the utter worthlessness of most business advice.

Well, that goes triple-double for writing advice.  Much of it is self-contradictory, with opposite advice coming from different sources.  Grammar can become a prison that makes you too scared to write a sentence (example - there's probably several things wrong with THAT sentence).  Do you outline?  Do you let the characters dictate where you go?  Do you just let the words flow, unedited and jumbled, and then go back and try to edit into coherency, or do you write precisely and carefully from the start?  Do you tell or show?  Do you do everything you can to avoid adverbs, the deadly plaguely curse of descriptive writing?  What about query letters and self-publishing vs. papering your wall with rejections?

Some of the advice you get free.  Some you have to pay for.  Some may be the best advice you've ever heard and helps super-fuel your writing career.  Some may just make things worse, or even leave you paralyzed.

Given that, I thought I'd step in and give my two cents.  And really, shouldn't you listen to me?  After all, I've been churning out an avalanche of words, and so far, have sold exactly zero to any professional publisher.  What little I've earned has been from self-publishing, and that does not exceed the expenses I've put into it.

Nevertheless, this is what I've figured out so far:

Tell a good story

Yeah, this is like the pageant equivalent of "Be Yourself."  It kinda could mean anything.  Still, it is vital.  How can you be sure you're doing that?  Well, if it isn't interesting to you, it won't be to anyone else.  The first key to a good story is to be a reader yourself.  If you've read a lot, you know what you like, and what you'd like to read.  History of the Trap grew out of where I would like to take a story if I had the power to do so.

When you start, you don't necessarily need to know the whole story.  You can let it arise organically if you want to.  But you do need to know what it is you're trying to accomplish.  What are you trying to say with your story?  What point or points are you trying to make?

Create characters you care about

Create unique and interesting characters.  Make them quirky but relatable.  Draw out your main character with the most detail, but be sure to have an interesting supporting cast as well.  Chances are if these are characters that you care about, your readership will as well.

Really good characters can take over a story and take it to places that you may not have originally planned.  As long as you have a clear idea of what you are trying to tell with your basic plotline, letting characters steer a bit can help make a good story a great one.


Let grammar guide you but not control you

Don't ever forget that all grammar is, is a codification of a living language, one that still breathes, changes, and adapts.  Grammar is as much anthropology as it is standard English practices.  The most important thing is - does your intended audience understand what it is you're saying?  It is more important to be conversational than it is to be impeccably and stiltedly correct.  Language must be flexible and alive.

That is not to say that you shouldn't do your best to follow the basics.  You may want to utilize a grammar program.  Some word processing programs have them built-in.  A new program called Grammarly is helping me edit this piece as I write.  Sometimes I listen to it.  Sometimes, for better or worse, I ignore it, preferring to follow my instincts instead.


Utilize Beta Readers

Have a few people read over your finished story.  They don't need to serve as editors, or super critics, but just to get a feel as to whether you're telling a story that they enjoy, understand, and holds their interest.  They might give you a few hints about grammar problems.  They might tell you how you accidentally changed a character's hair color half-way through the story.  They might ask questions that lead you to weaknesses in the plot structure, or where you have to clear things up to make your story points better.

In order to write, you must write

Getting into the habit of writing may be the most difficult part of the whole process.  Squirrel away some time to write every day.  If possible, make it the same time of day each day.  Whether it's five minutes or two hours, make it as consistent as you can.  Even if your mind rebels, force yourself to write something.  Anything.  Eventually, you'll be spinning gold.  Well, at least something you might be willing to share.



That's it.  That's all I got.  The best book on writing I've read is....On Writing by Stephen King.  He makes these points, and a few others, a lot clearer than I ever could.

May the writing forces be with you!












Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Free Advice Comes Cheaply

They must know something. They succeeded.  I haven't yet.  They must possess some secret knowledge, some special wisdom, that if I could only discern and adopt, I will succeed as well.

Only, that isn't really so.  There is no one path.  No sure way.  That may be harder to accept than putting false faith in one person's foolproof system, but there it is. 

Some advice is good advice, but not all of it, and very few multi-step systems that will lead to inevitable victory.  Life is too complex for that.

There are a plethora of books that purport to show you how to get rich in business.  And many of them are written by those who have succeeded.  They try to explain and universalize their pathway to the top, and promise if you emulate it, you too will reach their level of success.

Well, maybe.  It's certainly true that it is better to work harder than not, but there is little direct correlation between how hard you work and what success you reach.  If so, the world would be controlled by coal miners and construction workers.  The number of people who have worked very hard all their lives and have little to show for it are legion.  And there are many rich people that exist who have put very little effort in their work.

And it's true that being kind and generous to your customers and employees is a very positive thing, and can lead to success, it is no sure thing.  You can be too generous and open, and if the financing isn't right, you can end before you fully launch.  And there are those who rose to the top primarily by exploiting labor and customers,  or have undercut and backstabbed the competition.

The most ridiculous example of trying to emulate business success was a reality competition I watched several years.  I should have known better, but there was a time when I was addicted to reality show competitions, and I would try to sample all of them.  This one was particularly stupid, as the supposed successful entrepreneur who was judging the competition was a know-nothing blowhard who had gone bankrupt multiple times.  His only claim to fame was his ridiculous braggadocio and his fragile membership in the Lucky Sperm Club.  His advice was capricious and arbitrary, and changed and contradicted itself from week to week.  The man was not qualified to give advice to anyone, and you had to feel like the show's producers knew that, and only had him as the judge of The Apprentice for his comedic value.  Otherwise, why put the show in the hands of such a gigantic buffoon? 

Rising to the top in the business world depends on too many factors to be summarized by any one book or set of experiences.  There are skills and talents and having superior ideas, and how you treat people does count for something.  But there is also luck and exploitation and advantages of birth and position.

The same can be said about many other walks of life. I know I am bombarded with writing advice that consumes and often contradicts. It often leaves me paralyzed, unable to write at all, and then I realize, anything you do has to be a mix of the advice you find most helpful, and the light of the own path you blaze yourself.

Success is only a measure of an end result, and can vary depending on what you feel success is.  The journey is the most important thing.  And you need to take the journey that in a way that makes you feel comfortable and good about yourself, and in a way that improves and helps the lives of others.

Success is not simply a measure of money.  It can be valued in other things, as well.  A sense of well being, a sense of personal accomplishment, and a sense of what you have done positive for others, are also important measures of success.

Listen to and read about others.  Ultimately, though, it's up to you and what is most important to you.






 

Monday, November 27, 2017

Pictures Sell Monday Musings

It is times like this that I realize I didn't take any pictures of the weekend.  In this case, it's the entire Thanksgiving break.  Even though I know from the statistics collected on my blog, that blog posts with pictures are viewed more than blog posts without pictures.

It's mostly a trick.  People scroll through their Facebook feed and see something from me, and it has a picture, they're more likely to click on it to see more.  Of course, once they do, I think the reaction often goes like this - "Oh, look!  That's a nice picture!  I wonder if there's more.  (CLICK)  Nahh...there's just words.  Bye!"  But what do I know?  I get to pretend they actually read what I wrote.  Delusion is the path to grandeur.

I took no pictures of my trip to Augusta.  Alison won a two night stay there at the Marriot, and that made it a very affordable option for our 21st-anniversary trip.  So I have no pictures of the beautiful hotel, the city, the river, our restaurant meals (hey, some people do take pictures of those).

I got nothing to show that we saw two movies at the movies theatre over the break, Murder on the Orient Express and Coco Murder on the Orient Express was pretty good, an old-fashioned all-star vehicle, whose ending was not a surprise to those who've read the book or have seen the first movie version of it.  Coco was a movie that was slow to catch my interest, but when it did (about halfway through) I thought it was awesome.  We also saw the 2016 movie, The Birth of a Nation, from the comfort of the living room.  It was an important movie, that took a while to build to its central conflict, but it was significant nonetheless.  It went farther to explain America's obsession with guns than anything I've seen since Bowling for Columbine.  It's white fear that they will be called to account for their oppression and exploitations.

I don't have any pictures of the fantastic visit we had with my middle son, Doug, and his marvelous girlfriend, Paige.  She fixed us Bagels, and bread, and an apple pie that had the best crust I ever done et. They were at our house for Thanksgiving, as was our good friend, Anita Lynn, and had a great meal, and Thanksgiving Game Night.

I have no pictures.  I'm not an instinctive camera person.  I'll try to do better in the future.  I promise.

Saturday, November 25, 2017

Time Person of the Year: Saturday Political Soap Box 172

Recently, our president made noises indicating that he would be the Time Person of the Year, that he was all but offered, but declined because he didn't want to agree to a photo shoot and an interview.

Did that happen?  Time Magazine does not indicate that.  They say it doesn't fit with their usual process, with the unveiling occurring on December 6th.  With this President, who knows?

I would tend to think that magazine would make their decision regardless of whether the named person agreed to it or not.

Should he be named Person of the Year?  It's true he has had a large impact on the country, much of it not very positive.  But he has certainly not been successful in any way a President is traditionally measured, particularly with any significant legislation.  He has not been the deal-maker he purported himself to be.

The economy, at least as far as Wall Street is concerned, has done well, and unemployment has continued to decline.  It's hard to know how much of this to attribute to the current administration, as we are still operating under the Obama budget, and again, no significant legislative changes.  We'll know more about this after the Trump budget and Republican legislation has passed.

He's certainly divided this country sharply.  He continues to use Twitter as a way to insult and demean people and institutions, even other countries.  He seems to have a particular problem with African American sports figures. He is also very quick to say something when it comes to Muslim terrorist incidents (Build the Wall!  Ban people by religion!), and very slow to say anything about domestic gun violence (thoughts and prayers, now is not the time to come to any conclusion).

He is having a negative, divisive effect on the country.  Is that enough to name him Time Person of the Year?

Although it's true that they sometimes select  someone whose social and historical impact has been negative, I don't think, in the long run, that in 2017, he has had the most powerful impact on society.  I reserve that for something else, another phenomena that has laid the seeds for significant change for many years to come.

And that is the MeToo hashtag.  I would honor by name Tarana Burke, the original user of the phrase dating back ten years ago, and the one who put into current popular use, Alyssa Milano.  They have started a necessary firestorm that has burned a path through the patriarchal abuses that many men of power have indulged in.  It attacks the very idea that men, because they are in positions of power, cab sexually abuse and harass women.  We have finally reached a stage where women have the confidence to speak out, and it is no small part due to the #MeToo campaign.

This has shaken things out, and identified scoundrels in many circles of American Life - business, entertainment, sports, religion and politics.  Many have suffered loss of position, and some may even be prosecuted.

Using positions of power to intimidate and abuse women is wrong, and needs to be identified and stopped.  And using them to commit acts of child molestation is particularly evil, and must be roundly condemned and punished. 

This is easy to do in most industries.  Unfortunately, not so in politics.  Men have been elected and hold power with the most terrible allegations against them.  Locker room talk or not, Trump confessed to being a sexual predator, of being able to use his celebrity to take advantage of women, and he was elected anyways.  And by many of the same voters who claim to be the most religious and righteous.  That fact has been one of the hardest facts I've ever had to deal with.

And now Alabama is poised to make another decision.  Do they choose the alleged (but well-substantiated) pedophile, the abuser of children, or do they pick the prosecutor who put behind bars the Klansman killers of little children?

You would think this would be a no-brainer.  But it's not.  And once again, the group that is lowest to turn?  The same white evangelicals that supported Trump.

The MeToo campaign has made incredible progress in giving women the courage to speak up, and you can feel the culture changing in many aspects of American life.

And I believe it will change in politics as well.  Alabama will be the first test.

But it won't be the last one.









Friday, November 24, 2017

Forsooth, My Missing Poemeo



Wherefore cart thou, my missing Poemeo?
Is it snatched away from thee, in a foreign isle?
Past the darkened day, by a studly fry?
Canst not knoweth, my questing goes unknowest?

Deny my father not, don't refuse his nomenclature!
Hey pays the debts, so I will debt no more!
But if you must, let it be unclothed!
I'll shop no longer, and only be your Caplet!

Tis' but the branding, only that my foresworn foe.
If thou gets me to the Bunnery,  you will be my honey bun.
What's Honey Bun?  It is not a body part.
It is a revelating sweetness, it intoxicates me.

And that sweetness?  What matters what it is called?
By any other word, it would be just as sweet,
So Honey Bun or Mall Buddy or Monts A Gooey
It's all the same to me.  I will take your hand in mine.

And we'll rock the Mall eternally.
Black Friday or Santa Saturday.
Sunday Funday or Cyber Monday.
I take thee now, forever and ever.

Or at least until the sales depart.



Wednesday, November 22, 2017

31 Minutes of Thankfulness 2017 Editon

Happy Thanksgiving Weekend!

I hope everyone gets to celebrate with family and friends!

I have about 31 minutes before I start to prepare for our first Thanksgiving meal, this year to be done on both Wednesday AND Thanksgiving.  I figure if people can post Christmas stuff before Halloween, I can be a day early with my Thanksgiving tradition!

This year, just yesterday, the baking element of our stove shorted out, going out like a fourth of July sparkler.  So no Thanksgiving baking - at least at home - the part won't be in until after Thanksgiving. .  I am grateful to nearby family that have stepped up and will let us use their ovens!

So that's how much time I have to do my version of the 31 days of Thankfulness I see so many of my friends doing on the Facebook machine.

So here goes!

1)  I am thankful for Alison and Benjamin.  We have a wonderful family, and it so comforting to be loved and supported.  Benjamin is very smart, polite, and a great young thespian, a member of the Art Club. participant in local gaming groups, and he is now a junior in high school  Alison is beautiful and patient, practical and loving.  She won the award for the State's best Nutrition Staff Person.

2) I am thankful for my two older boys, Douglas and Gregory.  Douglas is an environmental scientist in Atlanta.  Gregory is living the family dream, working in Hollywood in the movie industry.  I couldn't be prouder of both of them.  I am grateful that Doug has found a wonderful girlfriend, Paige, and will both be visiting us starting Thanksgiving Day!  I am grateful that both my older boys have taken so much to Benjamin, and have been great mentors and friends to him.

3) I am thankful for my loving parents.  My mother, who passed in October 2008, taught me the power of unconditional love.  My father, who passed in September 2013, taught me more about responsibility and hard work, and about the true meaning of Christianity, than anyone else I've ever known.  I think of them often and miss them terribly.  I am grateful for the love and memories they have given me.

4) I am thankful I have a loving, caring sister.  Carol and her family have always been supportive and kind to me.  She did so much for my father, I am so grateful. I am excited that she is now a Grandmother, with three (count 'em - three!) grandchildren.   Carol and Mike now live in the Grand Rapids area, and live closer to her daughter and grand-daughters, Bailey and Morgan.  And now her son and daughter-in-law in Chicago, also have a son! I see lots of visits to Chicago in their future!

5) I am thankful for my church family.  Grace Episcopal has been very important in the spiritual and social life of our family, and I am appreciative of the connections we have made and all the support and Christian fellowship they have given us.  I am thankful for everything that Rev. Kit Brinson has brought to our church, and it has been a joy to watch it grow, diversify, and become the hands and feet of Christ in our local community.  We have had a number of painful losses in the last year, but I am grateful the church has been there to help one another.  I am grateful for the church's Griefshare program that has helped so many.

6) I am thankful for my work.  I'm not going to pretend that accounting is something I love to do.  But my employers and co-workers have made it to be as pleasant an experience as it can be.  And I love that I am now "60% retired"!  working only about 15 to 18 hours a week.  It has helped give me the space to write more, and help me where I have finished two novels, History of the Trap and Crowley Stories: Swamp's Edge, and the short novella, My Europa.  I have over a half million words on my blog, The Strait Line, and a newspaper column running in four papers.  History of the Trap is now in Kindle and paperback form.  Sales have not been sensational, but those who read it seem to love it, and want to now where the next book in the series is, and that's the highest compliment I can get.  I have started the second book, and hope to have it ready by Summer.

7) I am thankful that I have the ability to act, at least well enough to participate in community theatre.  Getting onstage and feeling the response of the audience has been one of the great pleasures of my life. I am delighted that I have been able to participate in The Odd Couple, acting with my son, Benjamin, where we played ...brothers!!!  He is a great actor, and it was pure joy being onstage with him.  I also got to do a play, The Model Apartment, with two of my very favorites, the very talented Emily Beck, my favorite stage daughter, and alongside my very good friend and frequent stage wife, Julianna Lacefield.  

8) I am thankful to the Jeffords for all that have done to make the Flying Dragons Art Center such an important part of our area. It has given so many of our young people a fine and confident start.

9) I am thankful for the Writers Guild and the Okefenokee Heritage Center. It has been a great joy to help form and support a group dedicated to the arts, and help local writers connect.  The fourth Okefenokee Writing Contest was a great success, and I am thankful to all who helped make it so. I am thankful for the support of Elizabeth Welch, who has done so much to manage, promote and grow the Guild, and is also the high-powered and energetic Executive Director of the Okefenokee Heritage Center. I am particularly grateful to Steve Bean, my friend and former Director of the OHC, and whose spirit I see so alive in Elizabeth.  I mourn his passing, but I am grateful that he touched my and my family's lives. and that he was an integral part of Grace Episcopal.  Everyone who knew him are so much better for having known him, and his spirit will live on with everyone he touched.

10) I am thankful that I have taken the time to develop this blog, The Strait Line.  It is named after a school newsletter my father had as school principal, and whether it is good or bad, it has been a tremendous joy to me to get back in the habit of writing.  I have made over a sixteen hundred blog entries, and my blog traffic has now achieved total page views exceeding a quarter million. 

11)  I am thankful that Barack Obama was a successful President of the United States for eight wonderful years. .  The fact that the Presidency has been taken over by such a racist misogynist con man buffoon saddens me to no end, and makes it difficult to sleep at night.  Nevertheless, I am grateful to have had such an intelligent and caring President for the eight years, and I miss more than you can imagine.  Now I am simply grateful every morning I wake up, and that foul creature occupying the White House, has not put an end to life on Earth.  It makes you realize how precious every day is.

12) I am thankful that Obamacare has survived it's challenges and even though I fear for it's future, I still believe it can provide the stepping stone to greater things. It is a vital step forward to universal health care and towards a more equitable, fiscally sound, and morally decent system.  If the Republicans are foolish enough to repeal Obamacare, then all it will do is galvanize the public to bring about Medicare For All that much quicker.  Right now, after failing repeatedly to repeal it even though they are in the majority, they continue their efforts to sabotage and undermine it.  I pray that people will see through this charade, and move us back on the path towards the only morally and fiscally responsible healthcare system, single payer, best implemented in the USA as Medicare For All.

13) I am thankful that virtually all countries, and many corporations, states, and local governments recognize the gravest threat facing our planet, climate change/global warming , will finally start to be addressed. Not by America anymore, however. This is one of the darkest things we face, this continued climate change denial that grips so many, but I pray that we wake up soon and change.  

14) I am thankful that even though the progressive agenda may not be moving as fast as I want, at least the promise of a better future holds.  I am extremely grateful for the run Bernie Sanders made for the Presidency.  He is articulating many of the positions important to me, and forcing the media and the Corporate Democrats to give these issues at least a passing thought.  He is laying the groundwork for what I believe and pray will be the Progressive majority takeover in 2020.  What happened in Virginia and New Jersey in early November, I pray, is just the beginning.

15) I am thankful that even in this radically conservative area, I still can seek out and find liberal friends to talk to.  Clinton received only 12% of the vote in my home county, but I know many of those who voted for her, and those who earlier voted for Bernie Sanders, and I am grateful that I found them.  Some ask who I support in 2020.  I don't know yet, but I know that a prefer the Democratic Party run a woman for President,,,,AND Vice-President.  It's time.  It's way past time.

16) I am thankful that I can read, and enjoy the pleasures of the printed page.  I know that some people laugh at my elaborate method of randomly picking new books to read, but it gives me great pleasure, and that is the most important part.  I am currently reading The Map of Time by Felix de Palma.

17) I am thankful for the DVR, that lets me watch the programs I want when I want to watch them.  And that I get to fast forward through most of the commercials.  I am also grateful for streaming, and the high speed internet that makes it so practical.  We just finished Stranger Things 2 and have started Mindhunters.  The Man in the High Castle and The Handmaid's Tale was among some of the best television I've ever seen. 

18) I am thankful for pets.  We have four wonderful dogs, Dachshund mixes who are loving and have long, waggy tails.  Well, our newest, Boss-A-Man, may be more chihuahua and Pomerian, but he is marvelously sweet, and I'm glad I get to spend more time with him, in my semi-retirement. We also have a cat who is on rare occasion sweet, and we foster dogs for the Okefenokee Humane Society.  

19) I am thankful for movies.  I love storytelling of all kinds, and there is still nothing like going to the movie theater.  The best we have seen recently is Thor: Ragnarok.  Wonder Woman still stnds out in my mind, too.

20) I am thankful for continuing medical advances that help extend and improve the quality of life.

21) I am thankful that communities still come together sometimes to support neighbors in crisis, like with sick children, or suffering a fire, or other tragedy.  The assistance given to others during the recent hurricanes was heartwarming, but Trump's cold and disturbing reaaction to Puerto Rico's recovery was heart-breaking,

22) I am thankful for those friends I have discovered or reconnected with through Facebook.  I am most grateful to Benita Vierke Collins, for her friendship and her efforts, and at reconnecting the Bridgeport High School Class of 73, including such friends as Coleen Hitsman Anegon, Dona Bow Kilbourne, Paul Buckner, Lisa Whitehead, Karen Iffil, and Linda Arnst Spayeth (who has been so supportive of my writing efforts).

23) I am thankful for the great joy comic books have brought to my life.  I have been a fan and collector since I have been 5 years old.  Recently, Superman has been rebooted yet again, but the results have been AMAZING, with Lois and Clark married with a son.  Action Comics and Detective Comics have been restored to their original numbering, and I couldn't be happier.  And now many of the Marvel titles are restoring their original numbering, and I am over-joyed.  I went through many years where fellow fans and professionals belittled my desire to restore legacy numbering, and now tat it here, I can't help but doing a bit of a victory dance.

24) I am thankful for Christmas, and the opportunity to express such joy and love to others.

25) I am thankful for the peacemakers, all the diplomats and others who spend so much time and efforts to make the world a better place to live.  I pray that we give them the space to do what they can in Syria and other hot spots around the world.  I am thankful for the many Americans who have been willing to welcome the Syrian refugees and others in crisis.  You may not know from listening to the darkest politician of my age, Donald Trump, or others echoing his bigoted and hateful sentiments, but there are still many Americans, of diverse faith and politics, who still care about people and remember that this is a NATION of immigrants and refugees.  I am grateful for the courts for slowing down his blatant MUSLIM ban. Unfortunately for the world, we have put the hateful bigot in charge.  I can only pray that goodness and diplomacy still prevail.  

26) I am thankful for first responders, who often put their lives on the line for us.

27)  I am thankful for ketchup, the condiment of the gods.

28)  I am thankful for Cherry Coke, the nectar of the gods.

29)  I am thankful for colder weather, so I can go out sometimes without having to worry about the gnats.   That's not every Fall/Winter day here in Southeast Georgia, but it does happen often to celebrate it when it does.

30) I am thankful for God, and for love.

31) I am thankful for Jesus Christ, who resides in my heart, and  urges me to love God, love my neighbors, and do everything I can to make this a better world.

Time's up!  On to Thanksgiving festivities!