Usually, I have an April Fool's blog post, where I run for Congress, or pretend I like Trump or something equally ridiculous like that.
This year, however, April Fool's is suspended. Nothing could match what is going on in real life.
Instead, I will share a picture of one of my pets, as requested by a good friend.
This one is my retirement dog, Boss-A-Man. We foster-failed with him at about the same time that I semi-retired from accounting.
He is a great dog, and I love him very much. His smile looks like a snarl, but once you know him, you know how sweet a smile it is. He loves to be held and be with people. He is always happy to see me and often gets in my lap.
He has several nicknames - Bossy, Sir Bark-A-Lot, the Turd Burglar (we really have to make sure the cat's litter box area is kept clean).
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What is wrong with me? Why did I watch this show? Why has EVERYONE watched this show?
Oh, yeah. I forgot. Many of us are on lockdown.
I had not planned on watching it. But:
Tom: This sounds horrible. I don't want to watch it.
Alison: I do. I want to see what everyone is talking about.
Tom: OK, but you'll have to watch it yourself.
Alison turns it on.
Tom: OK. I'll just watch the first episode with you.
End of Episode 1:
Tom: Those are some funky-crap people. Although that Carole Baskin seems nice.
Tom: OK. I'll see one more.
Soon:
Tom: Oh, my God. She changed the legal papers to INCLUDE disappearance? Who the hell does that?
Alison: At least we've seen all the crazy people we can handle.
Tiger King, next episode: Hold my beer. Here comes Jeff Lowe.
End of Series:
Tom: I need to take a shower. I will never be clean of that mess.
Oh, America! What has quarantine driven us to?
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