Alice & Dorothy Into the Okee Faynoke
Act 1 Scene 1
The stage is set to resemble a swamp.
Alice & Dorothy enter. Both are middle grade school girls, dressed in modern casual school garb. Both are happy as clams.
Alice & Dorothy (singing): Field Trip!
We’re finally on a…field trip!
It almost makes our hearts skip
To be out on a…field Trip!
No dusty schoolrooms today!
No heavy school books..no way!
We’re outside and free to play!
It’s a fun play day I must say!
Alice: And what about Marty?
Ain’t he a smarty?
And you got a crush
You act all a-mush!
Dorothy: And what about Jack?
I’ve seen you look back
Your eyes all a-moon
I think you will swoon!
Giggling, Alice & Dorothy skip offstage.
Enter Danny & Artie. Two nice but geeky boys, dressed like nerds, Artie with big coke bottle style glasses.
Danny & Artie (singing): Field Trip!
We’re finally on a…field trip!
It almost makes our brains flip
To be out on a…field trip!
We’re out in nature today!
Lots to discover…oh yay!
Put our science hat on this way
It’s a fun day to learn I say!
Danny: And what about Dorothy?
Is not she your key?
To open your heart
And give you a start?
Artie: And what about Alice?
Don’t try to be callous
I give you a dare
To say you don’t care!
Danny (not in song, pointing to someplace offstage): Oh, look! It’s a Didelphis Virginiana!
Excited, Danny & Artie exit.
Enter Marty & Jack. These are bigger, stronger boys, very athletic, dressed in the sharpest, most current fashion.
Marty & Jack (singing together): Field Trip!
We’re loose on a…field trip!
It’s good to make nerds slip
When you’re out on a field trip!
We’re going to have fun today!
We’ll find something to slay
Critters ‘n’ geeks we may
Anyone who gets in our way!
Marty: And what about teach?
It won’t be a reach
To scare him with snakes
As long as they’re fakes!
Jack: And what about Artie?
We can watch go him go flartie
With a frog down his pants
We can watch a nerd dance!
Exit Marty & Jack, as they punch each other in the arm.
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