Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Ripping Good Yarns: Best Comedy Award

My legion of Ripping Good Yarn fans, I am proud to announce the fourth award for 2013, given in the category of Comedy Series!  Two awards will be given in this category, one will be the Ripping Good Strait Award that is solely determined by me because well, to paraphrase one of my least favorite politicians, Ronald Reagan, "I own this microphone!"  The first will be the Ripping Good Fan award determined by all of your votes!

Ripping Good Fan Award, Broadcast TV Drama

30 Rock received 12% of the vote.

Raising Hope received 15% of the vote.

Parks and Recreation received 18% of the vote.

Modern Family received 21% of the vote.

And the winner with 35% of the vote is....

The Big Bang Theory!

The most popular show on television, this program wins it's second Ripping Good Yarn award and continues of showing no abatement to its success.  Sheldon Cooper is a Hall of Fame level character, and has a great supporting cast around him.  It is hard to believe that this show is created and produced by the same group responsible for the worst show on television, Two and a Half Men.  Oh, well.


Ripping Good Strait Award, Basic Cable Drama

Parks and Recreation!  

Alison and I streamed all the episodes of this program, up to the end of last season.  What a great way to see a show, and what a great ensemble cast.  Leslie Knope is another Hall of Fame character, surrounded by an even more diverse and entertaining cast than The Big Bang Theory.  We love this show.

I had a lot of trouble getting votes for this one.  I reposted this blog story several times and got very little response.  It is only when I just listed the names of the shows in a post WITHOUT the blog story that people finally responded.  That kind of breaks my hear, but what can you do?  Like Willy Loman, I can just take my briefcase full of blog, and keep trying to sell myself.  I am not averse to tilting at windmills.

The next set of awards will be genre specific, like science fiction, police procedural, mystery/thriller, horror, medical, and family drama.  Please let me know if you have any ideas in this regard.

Remember, we're looking for shows with compelling characters, colorful and exciting plot-lines, and continuing story elements.

Fellow Rippers, I await your input!  Well, you know.  Whatever I can get.

Monday, August 5, 2013

Weekend Sprinkled with Pixie Dust and Other Monday Musings

Ellie has quickly trained Pixie Dust to do what Ellie does best...sleep on the sofa.
Pixie Dust.
The boy, who when asked about the start of school, has just shrugged his shoulders and acted blase', was up at 5 this morning getting ready to go!  The little dog sitting next to him is Pixie Dust, a dog we are fostering for the Humane Society.  It has taken her very little time to settle in and make herself at home,



I haven't gotten used to it.  It seems incredibly early.  But that's just the way South Georgia rolls.

Even though it's just the first full week of August, we are already starting school.  Mr. Neutral About School got up extra early and is ready to go at 6 AM.  He probably won't need to be on the school bus until after 7.  He is in a group called Millennium Bears, and most of the friends he had last year are NOT in this group.  He feels he may be friendless, but I suspect that will change by the end of this week.

Seated with Benjamin is the dog we are fostering, Pixie Dust.  A tiny Chihuahua mix, she is from the Humane Society.  Alison signed up to be a foster parent for dogs who might otherwise have to be euthanized due to overcrowding.  This particular dog will be going to a rescue group in a week or so. She has quickly fit into our family, and has even gone a walk with us.  I am hoping Alison stays strong in having these dogs just for a short time and then willingly giving them back up.  It's not helping that this dog is so sweet!

It was another weekend where we had to mow the grass, and it was fairly hot Saturday.  I broke down and got a second push mower.  Benjamin is using it, doing very well, and we now have Daddy and son push mowers.  It should cut our mowing time in half.

We managed to get office supplies without going to Walmart, which means we still have not gone into that store this year.  In this area, it's not something you can easily do.  It requires planning and foresight.  It's not that other employers don't participate in some of the same shameful practices as Walmart.  But Walmart is the most prominent and visible example of out-of-town ownership, poor labor conditions and wages, and non-American merchandise.  If they could be changed, than much of the rest of the retail/service industry would follow.





Saturday, August 3, 2013

Henry Ford and the Living Wage Saturday Political Soap Box 70

Good old Henry Ford.

For all his flaws and imperfections (bit of an anti-Semite, for one thing), he did understand one thing that we in the modern age seem to have forgotten.  He thought it was a good idea that his workers should be paid well enough that they should be able to afford the car they made.

And thus was born the collective popularization of the automobile.  It wasn't going to be the tool or plaything of the well-to-do.  It was going to be something that virtually every American could own.  And thus we developed the mightiest automobile industry in the world, built a tremendous network of quality roads, fueled the connectivity and vitality of our commerce, increased the mobility of our populace, and well, also gave the start to many a family.

All because Henry Ford recognized that his workers should be paid a decent wage, not just for their benefit but also his,

It's fairly simple and common sense.

How do you get out of a recession?  By increasing demand.

How do you increase demand?  By increasing the amount of spending money available to those willing to spend it.

If you hand more money over to the rich, tax them less, what are they going to do?  Create more stuff, provide more services, that people can't afford to buy?    No.  They're going to park their money, and make money off of money.

Give it to a family who is barely making rent, and what are they going to do?  Spend it on other necessities, retire the drag of debt that is harming all Americans, or heaven forbend, and as much as it bothers my Calvinistic conservative friends, go take the family out to a movie.

Could the lower economic echelons spend it on something stupid or destructive?  In a free choice society, that for some will probably be true.  But here's a clue for ya - the rich are doing that already!

We're not even talking about government handouts...we're talking about paying hard working Americans a decent wage for a job well done.  We're talking about giving dignity to ALL work, while collar and manufacturing, public workers and service workers. Whether you're cleaning toilets or greeting customers, keeping books or playing ball, you deserve a wage that can support your family.  Well, OK, you probably don't have to worry about the ball players.

I know that many of you have bought into the propaganda.  You cannot raise wages without raising the hell of inflation.  If only economics were that simple.  There is a lot of catch up to do.  While American productivity has skyrocketed, American wages have remained stagnant.  A recent study has shown that if McDonald's wages were raised to the $10 range, it would increase the cost of a Big Mac 17 cents.  17 cents to bring more people to a living wage.  To help them earn enough to support their family and get off government assistance programs.  Which is what Walmart does - encourages their workers to seek out government assistance programs rather than pay them more.  Those low prices at Walmart?  You're helping subsidize their Chinese merchandise and wage practices with your tax dollars.

If we raise wages, businesses will shut down in a hissy fit because they don't want to pay them, and they think their business will go under if they do.  Well, isn't that counter-productive!  And with all the other wage increases and unions and other labor accommodations and benefits in the past, they found a way to cope. True business people, finding every other business in the same boat, will find a way to mange, survive AND thrive.

Won't the jobs just go overseas?  Yes, that's exactly what we want to do.  We want Americans to compete with the wages in Bangladesh.  Let's just cut our current minimum wage legislation and pay Americans less than a $1 an hour.  Afford a car?  They won't even be able to afford the public transportation to get to the job.  Living standards need to be raised around the world, and we need to stop rewarding companies for taking our jobs overseas.  There are countries in the world that pay a living wage and thrive economically. We can do it too.

Costco is an example of how it can be done right.  They pay their workers a wage significantly better than the industry average.  And they turn quite a tidy profit.  They're competing against one of the most prominent low wage companies in the county, Sam's Club, and they're doing perfectly fine, thank you very much.  Wall Street is constantly hounding them to slash wages and Costco refuses to do it.  And they continue to prosper.

Sam Walton was right, in wanting to turn his associates into stockholders, and to buy American.  It is a shame that subsequent generations of the family have turned so selfish and greedy.

Henry Ford was right.  We need to go back to this basic, biblical value.

A fair day's wages for a fair day's work.

What's the matter with that?



Friday, August 2, 2013

History of the Trap: June Dreams Part 7

SYNOPSIS:  After being visited in prison by Morgan LaDona Tigh, Lance Martin has agreed to Dr. Duncan's request to detail what happened in the time that Lance is calling "the Trap."  Lance begins his journal by describing the morning before the trap fell, where we learn his father was the Principal of Loren High, that Lance is a Junior, and has a sister named Diane who is a sophomore.  After a couple hours at school that morning, where we see how different his relationship with Morgan is.  We meet Lance's best friend, Artie Pentler, and their gang. Just as Lance is ready to ask Ginny Estill out, the Trap falls, and they witness the horrible death of two P. E.students as they are caught in some kind of electrical storm.  The students soon realize, as April marches on, that the so-called storm is something more, and that they may be trapped at the school and it's grounds for a very long time. May involves grizzly murders of staff that remain unsolved, as Lance's father and staff struggle to come to grips with events.  They decide to schedule more activities for the students to become involved with, including sports,  a TV variety show, and the beginnings of the tunnel project. Lance realizes that Ginny has chosen Artie, and finds himself moving closer to the studious, pretty Lisa Carlton.  Lance and Lisa stumble on to a drug ring being led by David Izzner and the band teacher, Mr. Black.  Later, the Guidance Counselor, Mr. Joe Oliver, is found dead, his office ransacked for cigarettes and other contraband.  June is drawing to a close.


7

The last night of June, I had a dream.  We were still in the Trap.  Years had passed.  Or at least it felt that way in the dream.
The trap was still there, but it was bigger somehow.  There were animals; I don't know where they came from.  Artie and Robert and I, and some others whom I barely knew right now were on horseback, headed to a small group of tents that lay in a meadow beyond a forest.
Before we could get there, a dragon swooped out of nowhere and descended upon us.  It was large and green and scaly, it's bony head the size of one of our horses.  It belched fire and cooked the grasses in front of us.  Unperturbed, Artie got down from his horse, and held out his sword towards it.  "Sanctorus!" he shouted.  "We will vanquish thee!"
Thee?  When did we start using thee?  We all got down from our horses and circled the great beast.  He looked at us warily, trying to decide who to incinerate first.  Ginny and Jerry were there, together, thumbing the pages of a great black tome.  They found what they were looking for and chanted an incantation.  "Draco!  Perdas iubeo igne!" What was that?  Latin?  When did those two learn Latin?
The dragon breathed in, ready to reign hellfire on us, ready to make us a charred memory.  But when it went to breathe it out, nothing happened except a gaseous burp.  We swarmed the beast, this Sanctorus, stabbing at his belly, while we boosted Artie to his back.  He crawled up its neck, and plunged his shining sword deep into its skull, right between its eyes.  How Artie had the strength to penetrate the thick bony skull, I had no idea.
Sanctorus slumped dead, and the townspeople came to cheer around its corpse.  Ginny hugged Artie and gave him an intense kiss.  When she pulled away, she glanced over at me, and looked at me like I had never seen her look at me before, as I only wished that she would.
The tented village had a great feast that night, everyone enjoying a fine feast of dragon meat.  We danced and celebrated.  Ginny danced with me.  I guess even in my dreams, I got my one dance.  But in this one she held me tight, and when the dance was over, she took me by the hand and led me to a tent that was slightly apart from the others.
There she kissed me, deeply and intently.  My mind was a swirl, my body heating up.  Soon we were removing each other's clothes and kissing more and more intimately, all over.  I went to put my hand in places it had never been before, when the tent door flew open and it was Artie standing there.  He looked so betrayed and hurt.  "Ginny!  Lance!  How could you?"
He drew his sword.  Then the earth tremors began, and we felt like a chasm was opening up that would swallow us all.  Then Jerry was by my side, coming from I know not where, whispering fearfully to me, "It's all coming apart!"
I woke up in a feverish sweat.  I looked around and saw that I was in our sleeping room, Geoffrey Spivey snoring deeply in the sleeping bag next to me.  I was almost panting, and I was panicked.

It was after midnight.  June was through and July had begun.  June dreams were done.  Now the July nightmares were about to begin.



TO BE CONTINUED!!!

Next Chapter coming soon
Chapter 6: July Nightmares

Trailer Without Travel

After running the gauntlet, David Roper was able to settle in at the built-in table located at the front of the trailer.  It served many functions, that old table and sofa up front.  It was where he and Mama ate their meals, and it was where he studied and worked on his game.  It was folded up like a built-in ironing board at night, the sofa sleeper pulled out, and it became his bedroom.

He sighed heavily as he got out his gaming materials and tried to focus on his next step in his invention process.  He wished it was easier to get to the trailer than what it was.  But there was always one or more of them hanging out in front of their trailers and they were impossible to get by without being razzed and hassled.

Today he hit the perfect storm.  First there were Skipper Reese, skinny little Skipper, chain smoking and in a foul mood, calling him Ropey Roper Four Eyes, and asking him if he was gonna go blind with all that useless reading.  Then Susi Kapok and Frenchy Candor started teasing him as if they liked him, asking if he wanted to come party at their trailer.  He knew better than to fall for that.  The one time he fell for it, they took his pants off, booted him from the trailer, and laughed at him as he tried to run home in his underwear. Then there were the Gorland twins, who would corner him and ask for money.  He would just give it to them, even carried a Gorland "dollar" with him for just the occasion.  The one time he had refused, they turned him upside down and shook it out of him.

Not everyone was nasty.  Dona Cooper was kind, even came to his trailer once and played scrabble with him, drinking root beer and eating popcorn.  She was two grades behind him in school, but she was intelligent and curious.  Dona was plump but not obese, attractive but battling with frequent acne outbursts.  She was kind and friendly, and a great relief from the behavior of most of the kids in the trailer park.

Of course, it wasn't supposed to be called a trailer.  It was a mobile home, or to be even fancier, a manufactured home.  But where he and his Mama lived could hardly be called anything but a trailer.  It was a 19 foot Holiday Rambler from the eighties, one of the smallest in the "mobile home park."  When Mama broke away from Daddy, this was the best she could do, a travel trailer that her grandparents had.  At the time, it was more important that she leave than that she gather the financial resources to find something better.

He scattered out the materials he was using to create his game, To Crown A King, his own invention that combined board games, cards, and role playing.  There were no more video game systems, nothing but Scrabble, Monopoly and an old rabbit-eared television that occasionally pulled in a Jacksonville station.  But that was okay.  He loved to read and imagine, and his game idea had gripped him like a bird dog tracking a quail.  He laughed at the thought.  The game was like his "Holy Quail."
He was lost in the game for an unknown amount of time (all sense of time vanished when he was designing) when his Mama came in.  She was carrying two bags of groceries (plastic bags - the days of choosing paper or plastic were long since over) and he came over to help her.  He was not so deeply engrossed that he would forget to help his Mama.  Not David Roper.  No, he would not forget that. 

He noticed that she was teary eyed.  "What happened, Mama?" he asked her, genuinely concerned.  The last few months had been very hard on her.  Their change in lifestyle often overwhelmed her.  Just when she thought she was getting used to it, something new would happen to throw her back into depression.

Mama sat down at the table, slumping sadly, wiping her tears away with a tissue.  She was dressed smartly, in a blue pant suit, with moderately high heels on her feet, wearing a nice necklace and her best earrings.  She had been job hunting that afternoon, and looked good except for the runny makeup around her eyes.  "I'll be alright, David.  Just a hard day.  I had no luck finding a job, although Gariton Hollander had been nice at the CPA office.  He promised that they would keep me in mind if another opening came up."

"That's good news, Mama.  It's a good thing they'll keep you in mind."  Mama had been Daddy's bookkeeper for his contracting business.  She had no degree, but did have practical experience.  It had been six months since she left him.  Six long, hard months.  The Austen House, a halfway house for women who were trying to leave abusive situations had been helpful, but they had to learn to set things up on their own. 

"I-I w-w-as in the checkout line, and this woman was staring at me.  I smiled at her and she said, 'Nice jewelry and clothes for somebody using food stamps'. "  Mama put her head on my shoulder and started to sob.  "I just wanted to crawl into a hole and die."

David didn't know what to say.  He just continued to hold her until the sobbing started to subside.

Maybe moving to Crowley was a mistake.  Maybe the people here were just too uncaring to stay.  Or maybe every place was just like Crowley. 

For every Dona Cooper and Gariton Hollander, there seemed to be a dozen people like that woman in the grocery store. and the bullying kids at the mobile home park.

But he would soothe his Mama and build her back up.  They would find a way to make it work.  They had too.

They had no other choice.


Thursday, August 1, 2013

Too Busy for the Show

The Marquis has no more room
Our show is set to loom
But no one ever has the time
Too busy earning the dime

Some things we absolutely have to do
Others just make life a jumbled zoo
You will never see another star
If you're always driving in a car

Because you obsess to do this
And you can't let go of that, Miss
Everything bloody living thing is urgent
Wash away our past with detergent

Do not slow down one single minute
Do not dare to breathe within it
If you ever stop the clock
Time itself will rock

Life is a busy window closer
Time is ticking past the poser
You are just a busy busy busy bee
And I fear you I will never again see

At least not where you look at me
And really see that I am the key
To something beyond the whirling twirl
Of all your spinning empty motion, girl

I sit and wait at the aging gazebo
Once again you are a no show
Maybe the Marquis should not list us next
Take a precious moment to read my goodbye text



No Appeal, No Hope: Adsense Nonsense

I admit it.

I brought it on myself.

I wanted to help the Flying Dragon.  I wanted to have a source of support for them that could be steady if not spectacular.  They were going to be moving in a direction where I would have to sell more things to family and friends, such as donuts and dinners, something I am not very good at.  So I had a brain fart that if I gave them a larger percentage of ad revenue from my blog, that might help show that my heart is in the right place, and substitute for my lack  of personal fundraising ability.

Then it started to work.

All too well.

We're not talking Bill Gates numbers.  My previous monthly high was mid-thirties, and it was approaching the mid-eighties.  I noticed that some people might be a tad too enthusiastic, and tried to put some tentative break on excess.  But not too hard.  I had to admit I wanted to see how high it could go.

I suspected that some were clicking excessively.  That there might be a problem with too many clicks coming from the same computer.  But in my naivety, this is what I thought would happen - that it would cut off clicks from that location, that it would  just shut off for the eager beaver.  At most, I though I might get a warning.

No such luck.

The morning after my account exceeded the $100 where they would pay me, I got an email that Adsense was closing my account.  Permanently.  I had one appeal and then it would be done.  I was filled with so much guilt and shame that I did the appeal, but of course I was too honest and confessional.  And of course, they rejected my appeal.

And now my ads are gone.

Forever.

It further stated that if I start another blog, I would not be allowed ads on that either.

Given the nature of our society, where redemption and second chances abound, I was stunned and depressed.  How could it be so final, for a slightly overeager misstep?  Even violent criminals get three strikes.  Even convicts get to come back into society (except for, in many states, voting - but that has more to do with voter suppression than it does punishment).

I have tried to move on, continue my blog but refocus on other writing opportunities.But I can't shake the depression, that the blog I have worked so hard to build is now a shadow.  Making enough money on my blog to quit work was a foolish, stupid pipe dream, but it at least it was a dream.  Now, there is no hope.  And whether it's related to the loss of Adsense or not, my blog page views are dropping, from a high of 5,000 a month to this month less than 3,000.

It's frustrating.  Heck, yesterday, even OJ Simpson got pardoned for some of his crimes.

But not me.  I have been confined to a lifetime of writing in an ad-less environment.

I will survive.  I will grow.  I will turn my energies into something even more promising to my writing career.

But it still hurts.