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"Hey,
Everybody! It's time for the Lookouts!
The Loren High Lookout Variety Hour of Power starring the incredible Bob
Short, and featuring the Lookout Crew!
This first edition is brought to you by your friendly neighborhood
school administrators." Ronald Houseley looked into the camera with a
vibrant enthusiasm that made some suspect he had a secret stash of alcohol
somewhere. "And now, here
comes...the Bob!"
The small studio
audience broke into wild applause, helped just by the excitement of something
that was new but also reassuring to those trapped in the school. We were going to have a by god TV show and we
were going to do it ourselves!
Bob reached his
spot in our small studio and smiled at the camera. "Welcome, one and all! We've all had a rough go of it these past few
weeks, especially the plumbing!" Rim shot.
"Seriously, I know it's been intense, but we've cooked up a little
something to help us unwind and relax a little, set our worries aside for an
hour. Get ready for some great music,
some laughter, and a little bit of storytelling. So tell me!
Who's ready to lookout with the Lookout Crew?"
More wild applause
as Bob sat down at the same desk he used to anchor the morning newscast. "We'll start off things with a song from
the fabulous Franny Cranfield, who will sing a number from the current Broadway
smash hit The Lullaby Mob." A brief pause.
"Well, it's still a smash hit...AS FAR AS WE KNOW!" The audience laughed, partly out of duty,
partly due to the laugh sign, and partly because...everyone was just ready to
laugh.
Franny sang
perfectly, with animation and playing up to the camera. Despite it being a "hit Broadway
tune" I don't think many of us were familiar with it. It was more of a Franny thing. Something
about a mobster's girlfriend wanting to put all the mobsters to sleep?
Then there was a
long interview with Coach Bullard and Mark Granite, talking in great detail
about the upcoming sports leagues. I
admit that I zoned out a bit in this part.
My main job was to help write the newscast, but I also assisted Phil
Irman with Camera Two. Okay, basically I
tried to keep the power cords out of the way as he moved the camera
around. I had trouble doing even that as
I lost focus during the sports interview. I know that this was of great
interest to some, but I wondered how pertinent it was to a "variety"
show.
That finally
wrapped up and they brought on Brassy Jazz, a group of students from the band. We had a very good band at our school and
they sounded pretty good, except for just about overwhelming our speaker
system. Almost had a New Orleans quality to them.
The applause was
loud enough that you could hear it throughout the school, the first sign that
our show was having a positive impact.
Bob smiled at the
camera again. I could imagine girls in
the school taking a slight swoon. On the
surface, Bob didn't seem much to look at.
Heavy set with jowly cheeks, it helped me realize how important a good
voice and charisma could be. Come to
think of it, Artie shared that in common with Bob. He just wasn't on TV to show it off. Maybe if he was he would have so many more girls
interested in him that he wouldn't be able to focus on Ginny.
"And now for
a special treat! Our library was nice
enough to lend us a copy of a book entitled Great Comedy Routines. Con you imagine that? The library loaning us a book - what will
they think of next!" More
laughter. "It has some of the
all-time greats in here, including Martin and Lewis, Randall Hodgeworth, Abbott
and Costello. But we've picked out a
routine to recreate from perhaps the greatest comedy duo of all time, Daniels
and Smith! Here to recreate it, two of
our Lookout Crew - Oliver Sanders and Franny Cranfield!"
It was hilarious,
not just because of the comedy and lines, but because Franny was dressed up as
a man, playing the beanpole with a mustache, Daniels. She was very entertaining, hitting all the
right notes and expressions. Even the
crew, including Phil and myself, were doubled up with laughter. I had no doubt if we ever got out of this
school, Franny would make it big.
The last
performance was a small choral group singing the school fight song. The studio audience stood up and put their hands
on their hearts like it was the national anthem. And come to think of it, the way things were
now, maybe it was.
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