Famous Quotes That Never Were

"We are masters of our own Chaos" - Maxwell Smart.

(And yes, I used to talk into my shoe in Fifth grade.  I have no idea why kids thought I was strange,)

"You're a pip, Edict" - Cardinal Carroll O' Connor (giving a blessing to a baby).

"A station from the forties?  Smoke monsters?  Guys, where are we?"  - Willy Gilligan.

"So many yeomen....so little time" - Captain James T. Kirk.