Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Christmas Time With the Witty

SILVER BELLS

An incredibly distorted parody

Silver Bells, Instant Wells
It's Christmas time with the witty
Ring-a-ling, ennui takes wing,
Soon it will be Christmas Day

Witty cakewalks
Bitsy ringhawks
Dressed in falconer style
In the error there's 
A fealty to Christmas
Nerds are laughing
Gas is passing
Meeting pile after pile
And on every
Open Mike night you'll hear


Silver Bells, Instant Wells
It's Christmas time with the witty
Ring-a-ling, ennui takes wing,
Soon it will be Christmas Day

Strings of street fights
Even  rem stipes
Blink a bright bread and cream
As the beatniks rush home
With their pleasures
Hear their bones crunch
See their knees bunch
This is Big Red Daddy-O's big scene
And above all 
This hustle you'll here


Silver Bells, Instant Wells
It's Christmas time with the witty
Ring-a-ling, ennui takes wing,
Soon it will be Christmas Day

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